skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(Source: skate-high, via e-floresce)

softandcreamy:

real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to

(Source: hentai1080p, via assume)

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via craziness)

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via spoof)